IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING

 

If You Love Someone...
Original Version:

If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she's never was.

The New Versions:

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
(1) If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
(2) If you love someone,
Set her free--but get someone to follow her
(3) If you love someone,
--are you sure you love that someone?

Go-getter:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, go get her!

Hunter:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
Don't even wait whether she comes back,
go hunt her down!

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she doesn't comes back within some time,
forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back.

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*

C++ Programmer:
if(you->love(m_she))
m_she->free();
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;