If You Love Someone...
Original Version:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she's never was.
The New Versions:
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
(1) If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
(2) If you love someone,
Set her free--but get someone to follow her
(3) If you love someone,
--are you sure you love that someone?
Go-getter:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, go get her!
Hunter:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
Don't even wait whether she comes back,
go hunt her down!
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she doesn't comes back within some time,
forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free.
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*
C++ Programmer:
if(you->love(m_she))
m_she->free();
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe; |