Use your MasterCard to pay off your
Visa and vice-versa.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When someone says,"Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
Dance naked in front of your pets. (my personal favorite).
Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals.
Tape pictures fo your boss on watermelons and launch them from
high places.
Leaf through a "National Geographic" and draw underwear on
the natives.
Pay your electric bill in pennies.
Drive to work in reverse.
Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
Write a short story using alphabet soup.
Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend
they're in jail.
Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Bonus: Replace the filling of a Twinky with ketchup and place it
back in the wrapper. |