DOG
RULES
Not like this at my house, no not much ;)
1.
The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but
only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to
stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the
furniture, but is not allowed to
sleep with the humans
on the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but
only by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he
wants, but not under
the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by
invitation only
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every
night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers
with
the dog.
