dogs fall short

Men only have two feet that track in mud.

Men can buy you presents.

Men don't have to play with every man they see when you
take them around the block.

Men are a little bit more subtle.

Dogs have dog breath all the time.

Men can do math stuff.

Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it.

And the number one reason dogs fall short...
It's fun to dry off a wet man !!!