"Eat,
drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your
VISA."
-Anon
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"Marriage
is one of the chief causes of divorce."
-Anon |
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"Ask
not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get
it."
-Anon |
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"Some
women get excited about nothing and then marry
him."
-Anon
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"All
true wisdom is found on T-shirts."
-Anon
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"
It's
not an optical illusion, it just looks that way."
-Anon
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A closed mouth gathers no foot"
--
Anon |
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"
Enough research will tend to support your theory. "
--
Anon |
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Know thyself. If you need help, call the CIA."
-Unknown |
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"
One good turn gets most of the blankets "
-
Anon
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" I
know! I'll transcribe the conversations between the
voices in
my head and send them to you!!!. "
--
David Borenstein |
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Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you.
"
--
Anonymous
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"
If
two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
~
Anon |
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"
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
"
- Anon |
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I'd
give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
" --
Anon
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"
If
you think nobody cares, miss a couple of payments."
-- Anon
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"
Love thine enemies...it really pisses them off "
--
anon |
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" He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder"
-Anon |
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| "I
have not yet begun to procrastinate"
- Anon
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"
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it "
--
Anon |
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"
If the Truth is Out There. What am I doing Here?! "
--
Anon |
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"
Does vacuuming count as Aerobic Exercise?"
--
Anon |
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"
Don't
hate yourself in the morning--sleep 'till noon "
--
Anon |
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"
The problem with reality is the lack of background
music"
-
Anon |
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"
No one is listening until you make a mistake."
--
Anon |
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"
Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME! "
--
anon |
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"Dogs
come when they are called; cats take a message
and get back to you."
-
Mary Bly
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